Encyclopedia of *MY* Ordinary Life: A Plagiarism of the Best Intentions

I don’t know about you, but I could use some reasons to laugh this week. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just turn on the news. On second thought, don’t. It’ll just bring you down. Anyway, I have been watching the news, so I’ve been needing a way to cheer up. Today IContinue reading “Encyclopedia of *MY* Ordinary Life: A Plagiarism of the Best Intentions”

15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny

1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work 2. Impersonating Things, Like… 3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned 4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder 5. Refusing to Get Up 6. Eating ALL the Catnip 7. Faking Injuries 8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read LolitaContinue reading “15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny”

Mystery Solved! What’s Inside the Art Machine

A few months ago, I discovered a cool cigarette-machine-turned-art-machine at my local Whole Foods store and promptly broke it. (It was an accident, I promise.) Since it didn’t work, I didn’t get to find out what sorts of treasures awaited inside.   This week, I went back and was delighted to find the sad littleContinue reading “Mystery Solved! What’s Inside the Art Machine”