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15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny

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1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work

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2. Impersonating Things, Like…

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3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned

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4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder

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5. Refusing to Get Up

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6. Eating ALL the Catnip

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7. Faking Injuries

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8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read Lolita

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9. Pretending to Lose Their Tail

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10. Photo-Bombing Other Pets’ Photos

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11. Eating the Head Off the Luke-Skywalker-in-a-Purple-Bathrobe Figurine Your Former Student Gave You While You’re Out to Lunch

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12. Looking at You Like THIS When You Tell Them Your Latest Short Story Idea

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13. Generally Not Helping

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14. I Don’t Even Understand This Joke. I Just Know My Cat Thinks It’s Funny.

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15. Growing Up Too Fast

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* Many thanks to Gink, Toby, Gabby, Zora, and Uno. This post wouldn’t have been possible without you.

Author:

Carie Juettner is a teacher and writer in Austin, Texas. Her poems and short stories have appeared in publications such as Daily Science Fiction, Nature Futures, The Texas Poetry Calendar, and HelloHorror. She is currently working on a novel for the middle grade audience. Well, CURRENTLY she is drinking a cup of coffee and petting a dog, but she promises to get back to the novel in just a few minutes.

2 thoughts on “15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny

  1. I laughed SO HARD on this! Especially the cat nip, the photo bombing, and cuddling inappropriately while reading Lolita. I’m still laughing. Thanks for making a “meh” day awesome, Carie!

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