1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work
2. Impersonating Things, Like…
3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned
4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder
5. Refusing to Get Up
6. Eating ALL the Catnip
7. Faking Injuries
8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read Lolita
9. Pretending to Lose Their Tail
10. Photo-Bombing Other Pets’ Photos
11. Eating the Head Off the Luke-Skywalker-in-a-Purple-Bathrobe Figurine Your Former Student Gave You While You’re Out to Lunch
12. Looking at You Like THIS When You Tell Them Your Latest Short Story Idea
13. Generally Not Helping
14. I Don’t Even Understand This Joke. I Just Know My Cat Thinks It’s Funny.
15. Growing Up Too Fast
Carie Juettner 
I laughed SO HARD on this! Especially the cat nip, the photo bombing, and cuddling inappropriately while reading Lolita. I’m still laughing. Thanks for making a “meh” day awesome, Carie!
Based on your choices, you are a fan of TOBY– catnip enthusiast, lover of classic literature, and photo-bomber extraordinaire. I’ll pass along your compliments.