Carie Juettner

15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny

1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work 2. Impersonating Things, Like… 3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned 4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder 5. Refusing to Get Up 6. Eating ALL the Catnip 7. Faking Injuries 8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read LolitaContinue reading “15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny”

My Two Cents About The Fault In Our Stars

I loved the book. (See my small collection of thoughts about it on Goodreads.) I loved the movie. (I carried home nine snotty tissues in my purse after seeing it. And might have used one more in the car.) No, they weren’t “perfect.” And I can’t point you to a “perfect” example for comparison becauseContinue reading “My Two Cents About The Fault In Our Stars”

I Kill the Mockingbird and Spill a Secret

Psst! I have a secret. Lean close so I can whisper it in your ear. I still don’t quite understand the lines between Middle Grade and Young Adult, which is bad because I’m writing one of them. I think. But more about that in a minute. The Pleasure of Browsing A few days ago, IContinue reading “I Kill the Mockingbird and Spill a Secret”