1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work
2. Impersonating Things, Like…
3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned
4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder
5. Refusing to Get Up
6. Eating ALL the Catnip
7. Faking Injuries
8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read Lolita
9. Pretending to Lose Their Tail
10. Photo-Bombing Other Pets’ Photos
11. Eating the Head Off the Luke-Skywalker-in-a-Purple-Bathrobe Figurine Your Former Student Gave You While You’re Out to Lunch
12. Looking at You Like THIS When You Tell Them Your Latest Short Story Idea
13. Generally Not Helping
14. I Don’t Even Understand This Joke. I Just Know My Cat Thinks It’s Funny.
15. Growing Up Too Fast
