15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny

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1. Acting Out a Scene From The Godfather While You’re Trying to Work

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2. Impersonating Things, Like…

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3. Morphing Into One Pet While Your Back is Turned

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4. Turning Your Paper Recycling Bag into a Shredder

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5. Refusing to Get Up

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6. Eating ALL the Catnip

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7. Faking Injuries

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8. Cuddling Inappropriately While You’re Trying to Read Lolita

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9. Pretending to Lose Their Tail

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10. Photo-Bombing Other Pets’ Photos

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11. Eating the Head Off the Luke-Skywalker-in-a-Purple-Bathrobe Figurine Your Former Student Gave You While You’re Out to Lunch

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12. Looking at You Like THIS When You Tell Them Your Latest Short Story Idea

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13. Generally Not Helping

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14. I Don’t Even Understand This Joke. I Just Know My Cat Thinks It’s Funny.

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15. Growing Up Too Fast

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* Many thanks to Gink, Toby, Gabby, Zora, and Uno. This post wouldn’t have been possible without you.

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Carie Juettner is a former middle school teacher and the author of five books in the Spooky America series, including The Ghostly Tales of Dallas and the The Ghostly Tales of New England. Her poems and short stories have appeared in publications such as The Twin Bill, Nature Futures, and Daily Science Fiction. Carie lives in Richardson, Texas, with her husband and pets. She spends her time reading, writing, and volunteering for an organization that rehabs injured and orphaned wildlife.

2 thoughts on “15 Jokes Pets Think Are Funny”

  1. I laughed SO HARD on this! Especially the cat nip, the photo bombing, and cuddling inappropriately while reading Lolita. I’m still laughing. Thanks for making a “meh” day awesome, Carie!

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    1. Based on your choices, you are a fan of TOBY– catnip enthusiast, lover of classic literature, and photo-bomber extraordinaire. I’ll pass along your compliments.

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